The Knight
Features
A Publication of Stoughton High School
 
 Today is -- Current Issue: Spring 2001
What’s worse?
By Danae Roumis and Jenna Olem

• Wet underwear or wet socks?
• Throwing up at the prom or your date throwing up on you at the prom?
• Bad breath or BO?
• Yellow teeth or food in your teeth?
• Having dandruff or greasy hair?
• Stepping in dog poop or having bird poop fall on you?
• Sand in your bathing suit or seaweed in your bathing suit?
• Hairy legs or hairy armpits?
• Walking in on a sibling in the shower, or having them walk in on you?
• Coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your foot or coming out of the bathroom with your pants unzipped?

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