Sing Sense to America Are you ready to celebrate the '08 presidential election by singing some salivatingly satirical and serious song lyrics? If so, try these on your tongue: CAPITALIST COMMANDS KEEP US WEALTHY LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR

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Now available! The Jewish Friendship Trail Guidebook 6 Self-Guided Walking/Bicycling Jewish Boston History Tours Covers Boston, Brookline, and Cambridge Softcover 198 pages with maps & b/w photos Print out this Book Order Form to order now!

Now available! The Ten Commandments Guidebook Ways to Self-Struggle with Classic Morals In Song, Poetry, and Prose Covers 10 Commandments Plus One Other! Softcover 153 pages with practical suggestions pages! Print out this Book Order Form to order now!

Schrie gevalt! Jewish Humor Lives! When we look in the mirror! When we're honest with ourselves! When we greps (burp) inopportunely! Come, laugh a little! Do yourself a favor!

So, you think you know a good, concise, inoffensive, Jewish joke? You ain't seen nothing yet! Laugh at our picks! If you have a better one, just email it to us!

Jewish and Single Humour: The Matchmaker The matchmaker approached Sadie and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample." Sadie was shocked. "Such a thing you ask a Jewish, virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, no gentleman for sure. " The matchmaker, still trying to earn her fee, said,"Sadie, I think maybe he's a pragmatic man. He's a real mensch, to him it's no big deal... a sample, a wee little sample, a little foretaste of banquets to come." Sadie thought a minute. "A pragmatic man, is he? Pragmatic? A mensch you call this tester-man? Ok, Yetta, go. Go to the mensch, you go, tell him I don't give no samples to no mensch. But, tell Mr. Samples, on the other hand, to show my appreciation for such kind interest in the match, I will give 50 references."

For Pre or Post-Humor Walking Tours, See the Following Websites: Boston MA's Top Ten Waterside Places to Walk BostonWalks' Large Group Walking & Bicycling Tours of Boston & Environs Brookline MA Jewish History Sites Boston MA Jewish History Sites Boston's North End Synagogue Sites Cambridge MA Jewish History Sites Boston's South End Jewish History Sites Boston, Brookline, and Cambridge Houses of Worship To Work on Only Slightly More Serious Ethics, check out these on-line selections from BostonWalks Publishers new, The Ten Commandments Guidebook by Michael Alan Ross? The original humorous satirical song lyrics, Please Keep Us Wealthy, considering the 8th Commandment, Don't steal! The original song lyrics, Try to Smile and Love Your Neighbor, considering what Mr. Ross labels the 11th Commandment, Love your neighbor as yourself! The original historical poem, Zionists, considering the 10th Commandment, Don't Covet! The original, acrostic poem Anti-Semite, considering the 6th Commandment, You shall not murder. The original humorous, political, satirical song lyrics,Capitalist Commands! considering the 10th Commandment, Don't covet! The Walter Mittyish style poem, Dance before God, considering the 2nd Commandment, One God Only! The original exhortatory poem, From Atonement to Good Deeds, considering the 7th Commandment, No adultery. The original, mystical, kabbalah-vision-type poem, Commit, considering the 1st Commandment, Recognize God/Goodness!

Now available! The Jewish Friendship Trail Guidebook 6 Self-Guided Walking/Bicycling Jewish Boston History Tours Covers Boston, Brookline, and Cambridge Softcover 198 pages with maps & b/w photos Print out this Book Order Form to order now!

Now available! The Ten Commandments Guidebook Ways to Self-Struggle with Classic Morals In Song, Poetry, and Prose Covers 10 Commandments Plus One Other! Softcover 153 pages with practical suggestions pages! Print out this Book Order Form to order now!

"West End House" circa 2004
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